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2017 Introducing Myself To The Millennials

I Got A Feeling....

So while I’m here waiting for my over priced alaysian food to turn up, I thought to blog a little.

Hol’ tight the 1st person that PINGED when I put the status up on my BBM.

Shes got such beautiful EYES innit??

I have been told that I talk2much on these blogs so imma keep the dry jokes and Current aFARES to a minimum.

Do you guys remember Cecil Gee…. Yer ive been looking for their website so please if you find it feel free to reply to this post. Or maybe the Internet revolution left them behind.

Yes it DOES say Nigeria

Here you go – Cecil Gee Nigeria

BTW for those who care about me – my dinner was well lush! :)

I reckon the ^^^ left cheek is the fake one.

....Lets Talk Seriously Now!

I heard an interesting saying today “Dress good, get paid more.”

The source of this quote usually chats a LOT of doodle but this time I had to kick back and think….WOW its actually true.

Think about it – people with good dress sense who are cakey!

• Diddy = PAID

• Kanye = PAID

• Beckham = PAID

• SJP = PAID

• Alexendra Burke = LOL, Just joking

But you know what I mean? Lets not get it twisted, their swag didn’t get them paid in the 1st place, it was their drive to be successful and the swag is just the evident opulence of their lifestyles.

All im saying here kids is that, even if it’s a 4 hour key job or you are actually blessed with a graduate scheme role that is paying you above average = WEAR IT PROUD ~ You zimmi tho!

Anyway lets get into this weeks show.

Ok some of you may know him as Pete, Peter, Mr Muscle, Paddy Man and yes he will answer to all of the above.

But P I had to big you up on this move, a defo CHECKMATE. Keep teaching them that this is CHESS not CHECKERS!!!

P doesn’t mind if you wanna sagger jack him but please try and at least switch up the colours yeh!

Its still kinda humid AKA Summer in this bloody country so do like P and show some skin boys! ROTL!!

Love To Hate = (LTH)

We still luv Ralph but the only reason why I have put it in today’s LTH is because me you and her know how these polos have been katted these years so theres a desperate demand out there for euthenics and distinct.

L Sorry Ralph L

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(Bicester Village)

Current aFARES

Polos like this will help you stay ahead of the lames. You can kick back and watch them play the Ket-Chup Game!

A&F Henderson Lake

Rocking this tee sitting outside Mint with a NOICE pair of camo shorts and plain black espadrilles ~ with your virgin mojito because you don’t wanna crash your 56 plate whip and your sipping slow because your not on the mood to get a brain freeze and sum random nicca comes up to you and says “fam, I seen a couple ppl rocking that A&F, what does it stand for and where did you get that from?” and you jus take off your XL frame Raybans slightly off **thinking DICKED** and you respond “JD fam”

Hackett - Navy Red Army Polo Shirt

Quality speaks for it self. SNM. NMS. SNT. NTS.

Im now just thinking of what i should feature in the next post - All ideas welcomed.

Signing Out ~ For Now.

ETRO ETRO ETRO...GOOGLE IT

FIRST THINGS FIRST: MY HEART IS WITH YOU DWAMENA BRAKO.

I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER~WE WILL GET THROUGH THE STORM TOGETHER!

As I lay here on the carpet floor of this converted garage gym, panting like I have just ran the marathon (5 minute intervals on the treadmill).

I figured that now that I am a lil more settled in life (STILL BROKE BUT POSITIVELY MAKING MOVES) Still on the grind to get the money ~ AND THEN SOME!

Lets go IN ON DIS!

Seen as we have rain, humidity, and clouds (UK SUMMER) I think we should get rid of the cardigans and get into some…ermm shorts maybe! Show off sum legs dudes (not thighs). Revise the PoTD of the previous blog to understand fully.

Red Light District = (RLD)

Please don’t let this brother fool you – hes a lair and deceitful. WOMEN

DO NOT LIKE MEN IN TIGHT SHORTS.

Now this is someone whose about it-bout it.

The shorts ALWAYS has to be a brighter colour lads.

Your not going to get the full effect if the shorts are dark - so live a little!

Come2think about it I need me a pair of yellows.

BTW them shorts are designed by KEAN ETRO - He's going on sick this year.

For the cheapskates - there is always an alternative. ASOS

LMBAO (WAY TO SHORT)

So just like you - I have never heard of Mr KEAN ETRO but the ideas he's bringing to the industry are HOT! Please just check the website. Espsh the "The COOKED Shirt".

Here's a little teaser:

Come On ~ Y'all Know That Brother Looks SICK!

Blazer = £695

Trousers = £250

Shoes = £290

Man Bag = £ 300

Feeling Powerful and Sexy = PRICELESS

Like I keep emphasising, bright coloured shorts is every where this summer so DO NOT be afraid to go all OUT!

But don't just my word for it, ask my man Obama, Weezy and Kanyeezy.

On To The Next One…Prime Minister That Is…

(Current aFARES) =

I take it everyone has placed their votes in STYLE …

Even thought the weather was very scrumptious today, people only decided to stay in their cars and play loud ass music.

I must admit, bcos I live in a lil village in surrey, the fashion line at the station was straight up PASTY!!!

This is what it looked like round my way….

VOTING QUEUE

Anyway…I hope that ALL you guys have voted, cos if you haven’t then forever hold your peace for the next FOUR years!

Pick of the day = (PoTD)

It is still kinda cold so lets not get excited showing leg jus yet…

For us that drive, mayb we can get away with it, so if you MUST wear shorts today then consider these:

Blue Belted Stripy Shorts £19.99

(Go into your nearest shop tho, you could find a bargain)

Ok as I was saying, PoTD has to be a lil warm cos it still bloody cold, therefore

cardi – check

scarf – check

flat front trousers – check

plimsoles – check

Here’s what I made earlier: Remember, we are on a BUDGET!! (For the morning and afternoon part of the day)

(All items modeled in this pic can be found in uniqlo, primark and H&M)

And for the evening part...Jus throw on this blazer

Straight up ZARA

Alternatively if you are feeling a lil radical and want to BRANCH OUT, want to be ... UNEEK??

(Check out the FB group for price ranges)

BIG UP THE CAMERA-WOMAN

MISS ADOWA AKUAMOAH

GET THE SWAG ON POINT: Personally I think cos these designs are so bold, you cant have a wimpy characteristics to pull them off. For example, rock the same colour ALL OVER - yes ALL OVER and do the sockless thing (From my preppy Oxford days) but it works...If the all over colour thing is too much then feel free to break it up with a neutral colour based cardi.TRY IT

Love To Hate = (LTH)

(The premium items that are published on the catwalk)

Ok time for some inspiration and ideas to break down. Now remember, we are on a budget out here so simply look at these styles and find the cheapest alternatives :)

The Tom Ford Skinny Suits

The JPG's

Happy Shopping.....

This Is The Debutante of All Gentlemen

This Blog is to congratulate ourselves and celebrate been a MAN - ALL MAN, non of that metrosexual rubbish.

Metrosexual to me means spending LOADS of money in getting a distinctive look that every man is yearning for. Moreover, the gay and wealthier communities are not blocking the hardworking "Joe The Plumber" from getting FRESH on a budget.

Well I hope i'm that messiah that you have been googling for. Bcos i have several times searched on the net JUST for tips on what to wear to certain events and all that pops up are the esquires and the QG's, and to be honest, who wants to splash all that money on the garments that THEY recommend? Not ME...not when i have a student loan that needs to be re-payed AND phone, insurance and rent bills without a fail every month.

Pls feel free to post comments and yada yada yada but pls NO B.S. - Im a part computing graduate so I WILL TRACE YOU AND VIRUS THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR PC (This is why, this is why, this is why I love MACS!!!)

Ok Lets Get This Show On The ROAD......YEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAA